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COMPETITION!!!!!!
Yes, there is a competition! There isn't actually a real prize, but I will give huge links on my homepage to the top 5 entries (if that many people even bother to enter). All you have to do is make a witty image relating in some way to kitchen utensils. Bonus points if it doesn't involve goatse (incentive, see?). You have to upload the image to your own server, don't email them to me as I wont do anything with them. If you don't have webspace, find someone nice who does.
Click HERE for the submission form (entries appear in the guestbook).
Click here to view entries (and guestbook)